Update: it started draining about an hour before going to Urgent Care and the doctor squeezed a bit and gave me an oral antibiotic prescription. I'm sorry I didnt record it. Also here's another hat for you cornballs.
Wife pulled this out of my damn armpit. No idea how long it's been there. I just noticed a tiny pinch in my armpit and thought it was just a small splinter. Wish I would have been recording.