I take it as a sign of true friendship when work calls and you have to leave your wife in the hands of a couple of friends but they make sure you don't entirely miss out. (F)
To all the hypocrites watching porn and on reddit telling girls they deserve to be disowned, I'd say lick my ass but you'd probably get a creepy hard-on. Everyone else, happy [f]riday and I hope you all get laid as satisfyingly as my bf fucks me x