Valentine's Day was rough for the last 2 year's for your homie. When you jokingly offered up your gf to make his V-Day special, she packed her bags and got ready to spend the night without hesitation.
Your friend always talked about his love for fat asses and you knew your wife would be down to fuck him if you wanted her to. So you set him up with your wife on the premise that she had a pumbling problem and needed his help