Time to play "oh Mr UPS man! You surprised me. You just caught me getting out of the shower!" Hopefully, he won't ask many questions no matter how ridiculous my story is. I think?
The inner workings of a woman's mind when you ask her what she wants: 1) Nothing, I'll just lay here and be cute. 2) Well there is one thing.... 3) What the hell are you doing? 4) Oh. My. God. Don't fucking stop. This is exactly what I want! We are co