I travel with the basketball team to help keep the moral up. You'll normally catch me on the sidelines sucking the players sweaty cocks throughout the games.
My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
The Island has a law stating gynecology visits may not be conducting in private. Everyone at my doctors in the waiting room can see through the glass wall.
