There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
