Back in the office and remembering what it’s like to be turned on by Redditors when you’re meant to be working. Vacancy for quick and discreet assistant with special responsibilities for stress relief. Excellent perks, apply within. (45)
I’m Irish-born but now live outside Ireland. Every St Patrick’s Day, without fail, my friends and colleagues ask why I’m not wearing green. I own nothing green, not even underwear, so today’s briefs are blue (41)