I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
The next morning she told me that they got to the hotel and they "took" her to bed that was when I asked "Don't you mean put you to bed?" That was when she "No I don't"
My best friend got sent this while we were in a bar together. He responded with both. He then turned to me because knew that I had seen and said "Looks like I am fucking your girl and her roommate tonight"
You had advertised to the bull about your gf's deepthroating skills.. But she had only deepthroated you.. So she was unprepared for his BBC and it proved too much for her
