Went to the doctor as recommended by everyone in this post. Some people wanted an update so for anyone wondering, they are just cysts and harmless. Check your balls guys.
Drain was clogged, so I rage bought a drain auger and used all of the frustration in my 4’8” body to snake the drain myself. What came out was 6+ years of built up hair, soap scum, some sort of… gum? and plenty of weird grey juice (which some got i
