Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Remember that time I more than doubled my weight in just a couple years? 🐷 My love for getting bigger made me go from pin-up babe to sexy, gluttonous ball of lard 🤤
