OMG! Guys! I have a story for you!! πMy dishwasher broke. The maintenance guy who came to fix it this morning was π₯π₯π₯π€€π€€ππ« . Read my comment below for the rest... π€π€π€π
"Mommy needs a little more sleep. Can you please find a quiet activity?" My kids chose loud TV, bowling pins, and cowbell. Yes, literally a cowbell. π€¦ββοΈπ€£ If you have a minute, read my comment below β€οΈ
Coffee is always a good idea...except when it's decaf. The same cannot be said about sex, it's always a good idea, no matter which way you do it ππ
I dreamt last night that every time I posted on here, it automatically linked to my Facebook page. And I wasn't aware of it, until an old acquaintance said something. Woke up in a bit of a panic. Do you guys have dreams like this too?