There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
My roommates (including my GF) went on a night out. They sent me a text saying that they were leaving the club. But then the guy that I hate in the house sent me this
