Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Is it possible for a post to get more than one award? Though honestly one award would be nice. 🤗 This is a shot to show what it would look like with me on top of you.
