I invited my friend my boat this weekend. He and my wife don't really get along. I was having a nap when I heard something on deck and I thought that they were having a fight but I was glad to see that I was wrong
I called my wife's best friend a slut. She vowed to get revenge on me by ruining my marriage. But she doesn't know that my ultimate fantasy is for my wife to fuck other men
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
