Forbidden pop - looks like I came in contact with giant hogweed while clearing the garden (wound dressing to shade from uv and catch fluids when it pops as a learning from the other leg)
Poppers, beware! Had an ingrown hair on my coochie and apparently I squeezed too hard. Bruised, hurts to walk, extremely irritating. Be nice to your bodies, friends. NSFW even though you can’t see much.
Went to the doctor as recommended by everyone in this post. Some people wanted an update so for anyone wondering, they are just cysts and harmless. Check your balls guys.