This is Frank, a 20 gram 4.4 x 3.5 x 2.5 (doctor’s official measurement) fibro adenoma removed from my left breast, hence why video was not allowed. He was a beast, but Frank has been yanked!
TL;DR - a formerly benign cyst went haywire when my immune system ramped up to fight covid. Had it lanced, then I was allergic to the antibacterial infused bandaids I bought to cover it. I'm in hell.