At the office I made a bet with a guy saying that I could out sell him. The bet was that if I won He paid for weeks vacation in Hawaii for me and my wife. And if I lost he got to fuck my wife. I lost. I knew that I would not be able to convince her so I
My best friend got sent this while we were in a bar together. He responded with both. He then turned to me because knew that I had seen and said "Looks like I am fucking your girl and her roommate tonight"
I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
