My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
