What the fuck are you looking at? You're the one who told me to get comfy, and these pants are tight as fuck. What, you didn't know I had a dick? (Sulcate)
Awww, you really thought you could hold up to me? That's so cute! Sadly your girlfriend likes me more. If you be a good slut and worship me I can make you feel just as good as her. (gins)