My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
My wife was on what I thought was a girls only vacation this weekend while I was left alone with our newborn baby. I should have known when the other husbands “had plans” but did not include me…
