You called your wife to know where she was at and when she didn't answer you started to get worried.. Turns out she's busy trying not to lose her mind on his BBC
I invited my friend my boat this weekend. He and my wife don't really get along. I was having a nap when I heard something on deck and I thought that they were having a fight but I was glad to see that I was wrong
I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
