Just got this from my wife’s boss Matt. Apparently she is going to get used today at the office. He said I better be ready to pick her up because she will be so exhausted by the end of the day. And as he said “bring a change of clothes for her”
He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
I don’t know why my wife always goes on theses office retreats and I’m the only spouse to not get to go… now I know. They said they will send me videos later.