Your gidlfriend and your sister asked you who you think your white bully would take as a peace offering. Turns out he took them both and still bullies you.
Your wife said she would be gone all week for a business trip. Little did you know she was booked as a escort by a group of white guys at a sex resort.
Your two sisters have a friendly bet on if BBC or BWC is best. They offer their freeuse bodies at the beach. Your role is the keep score without getting hard.