My roommates (including my GF) went on a night out. They sent me a text saying that they were leaving the club. But then the guy that I hate in the house sent me this
My wife sent me this while I was waiting at the altar. But with a quick phone call, in which I told her about my suppressed cuckold fantasy, soon she was there at the altar with me. When I lifted her veil I saw that she had not even bothered to wipe away