My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
My roommates (including my GF) went on a night out. They sent me a text saying that they were leaving the club. But then the guy that I hate in the house sent me this
You called your wife to know where she was at and when she didn't answer you started to get worried.. Turns out she's busy trying not to lose her mind on his BBC
