You receive a message and pic: โHi, Iโm the guy that just picked up the lamp on marketplace. This is a long shot but I see you live alone, and Iโd like to come back over and dress for you and have you in my throatโ you respondโฆ.
*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?