My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
I know now. I will never be able to live up to what my wife experienced on her weekend trip, they are bigger, thicker, stronger and last way way longer. I’m weak and pathetic.