I invited my friend my boat this weekend. He and my wife don't really get along. I was having a nap when I heard something on deck and I thought that they were having a fight but I was glad to see that I was wrong
My girlfriend's sorority has loads of tasks for you to do before you can join. One of them was to get a facial in a hot tub. All the girls got one of those masks and had slices of cucumber on their eyes. My girlfriend misunderstood and went to my cousin
