My best friend got sent this while we were in a bar together. He responded with both. He then turned to me because knew that I had seen and said "Looks like I am fucking your girl and her roommate tonight"
Just got this from my wife’s boss Matt. Apparently she is going to get used today at the office. He said I better be ready to pick her up because she will be so exhausted by the end of the day. And as he said “bring a change of clothes for her”
My wife was on what I thought was a girls only vacation this weekend while I was left alone with our newborn baby. I should have known when the other husbands “had plans” but did not include me…
