I love working as a massuese, I get so many frustrated clients. Just a little stimulation in the right places and they're begging to be filled! (konaloid)
What the fuck are you looking at? You're the one who told me to get comfy, and these pants are tight as fuck. What, you didn't know I had a dick? (Sulcate)
I heard you've been doing poorly in your classes. well it smy job as guidance counselor to make sure I get you on the right track! I think i know just the training you need. (mogiki hayami)