Back in the office and remembering what it’s like to be turned on by Redditors when you’re meant to be working. Vacancy for quick and discreet assistant with special responsibilities for stress relief. Excellent perks, apply within. (45)
[37] Whoever can make me cum the fastest gets a prize. It might not be a good prize, maybe candy corn or something, but it’s the fact that there’s a prize which is important.