Did a heavy cream chug, exactly two litres. 7k calories in my ball gut, I’m still so swollen and my stretch marks are red raw and inflamed. Piggy might’ve overdone it, but I’m hungry!
Went to a work lunch (Mexican) and on the way home my belly started bloating up. I had to waddle hope like this and can’t make it stop, I’ve grown so huge already. My dress is going to rip open.