Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Nearly 1/3 of goal size? Is it supposed to be this easy to sit around and give my greedy tummy every last calorie and fat it wants? Fine! You talked me into it.
