Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
![tried to make an april fools joke about being pregnant but of course people believed me with the way my gut looks 😭🤰🏻 [24] [OC]](https://www.nude-pics.org/gallery-2/tried-to-make-an-april-fools-joke-about-being-ROUVgMDcfY/tried-to-make-an-april-fools-joke-about-being-thumb.webp)
