Why do all the other girls here look so good, and why did my parents have to send me to an all girls university? This is my fifth time in the bathroom today! (necrosmos)
What the fuck are you looking at? You're the one who told me to get comfy, and these pants are tight as fuck. What, you didn't know I had a dick? (Sulcate)
Stop squirming so much! I told you, I wanted a good daughter that behaved. So if you won't be a good daughter, I'll have you give me one! This is what happens to Brats! (jadf)