Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Went to a work lunch (Mexican) and on the way home my belly started bloating up. I had to waddle hope like this and can’t make it stop, I’ve grown so huge already. My dress is going to rip open.
