Once a week my wife and I like to go to a hotel and play friend roulette. She gets blindfolded and she sucks one of my friends dicks and if she guesses who it is she gets to fuck them.And if she can't she only gets my little dicklet
My best friend got sent this while we were in a bar together. He responded with both. He then turned to me because knew that I had seen and said "Looks like I am fucking your girl and her roommate tonight"
You called your wife to know where she was at and when she didn't answer you started to get worried.. Turns out she's busy trying not to lose her mind on his BBC