No wonder she did not come home till 3AM this morning. Just got this delayed message from my wife’s best friend. Apparently they had a great girls night.
It was the first time your stepmom (37) was coming to visit you at your new college dorm. She wanted to make sure your stories were straight so she knew how to talk to your roommates about your relationship, knowing they’d hear you two fuck for the nex
He told you before inserting his penis into your wife that your condoms aren't big enough. Your fault, now get underneath your wife to clean up all his spunk before it's too late!
My neighbour sent me this the other day. I responded: "well why don't you go down and join her?" The next morning I woke up to see my neighbour balls deep in my wife just outside my window
