Went to the doctor as recommended by everyone in this post. Some people wanted an update so for anyone wondering, they are just cysts and harmless. Check your balls guys.
Stepped on a toothpick in December, urgent care got as much of it out as they could. This finally popped yesterday while I was checking on the "healed" puncture site. Sweet relief.
Husband has had a lump on the side of his face months and he finally let me at it with my extraction kit. This is only a tiny fraction of what came out, I wish I'd set the camera up to video!