My wife sent me this while I was waiting at the altar. But with a quick phone call, in which I told her about my suppressed cuckold fantasy, soon she was there at the altar with me. When I lifted her veil I saw that she had not even bothered to wipe away
I lost a bet and now my friend gets my wife as his fir the rest of the month. She just arrived at his and probably had not even unpacked before this happened