You know, I still think of that collection of silicone when I read this. You don't need a perfect lover when you have many to love. (Hug your collection and whisper in their ears[and other orifices] your sweet endearments)
I have a tiny section of my closet that was my junk area. I turned it into a mini display for toys to get them out of the storage bins! Still hidden but now I can admire more easily.