Don't leave unlocked logging equipment in the forest if you don't want my wife taking off her shirt, hopping up in the cab, and making "vroom-vroom" noises.
Have you ever just rolled yourself around NAKED in the autumn mud and then stood tall and proud for a picture after, owning your inner child that just let loose and had its time of its life, while you look like a badass QUEEN! π€£ππ₯°