Valentine's Day was rough for the last 2 year's for your homie. When you jokingly offered up your gf to make his V-Day special, she packed her bags and got ready to spend the night without hesitation.
My wife was late coming home from a bachelor party she was bartending at. One of the men used her phone to tell me, “ she’s asleep, sorry man we dressed her as best as we could”. I found her like this…