"Honey, I thought you would be in the library studying late! Well, never mind that now. Go to your room. I'll get a snack for your s soon as mommy finishes taking care of your mean bullies."
My high school bully is the captain of the basketball team. After my mom attended a few games, she liked what she saw and it led to them exchanging numbers. Now she sent him this, and he posted it in the team’s group chat!
