All moms receive a complimentary apron when moving into MILF Estates. HOA rules๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ (and poolboys shall be shirtless at all times, again, rules)
Time to play "oh Mr UPS man! You surprised me. You just caught me getting out of the shower!" Hopefully, he won't ask many questions no matter how ridiculous my story is. I think?