“Yeah, don’t know how it happened bro… I guess I rolled an ankle out there. I’m feeling way better after that footrub, though… you’re amazing to have around, haha! Any way I can repay you? ;)
“Whoa, hey, you alright dude? You were talking in your sleep… saying stuff like ‘please let me lick them sir’ or something… can I, uh, help you somehow?”