I excused myself to the restroom when you left to carve the turkey. I wasn’t expecting your wife to follow me but she insisted we both have dessert before dinner. Thanks for inviting me for thxgiving;)
Freshman year at college, your gf lived in the same dorm building as you. Sometimes you’d get to her dorm a few minutes early and end up hanging with her roommate until she got there. After a month of low key flirting, she started inviting you over whe
