I bought two suction cups from sinnovator on uberkinky.com, and they sent me a free buttplug!! Couldnt be happier with my first purchase from their site!
You know, I still think of that collection of silicone when I read this. You don't need a perfect lover when you have many to love. (Hug your collection and whisper in their ears[and other orifices] your sweet endearments)