On our honeymoon. We were in the hotel pool all day. At some point after the sun went down I dared her sneak her top off and told her no one would notice. We got pretty drunk. This is a picture I took when she finally realized that the pool lights had co
We hosted a pool party for the local college football team. My wife saw two of linemen she thought were hot and asked me how she could get them in bed. I jokingly said. Go bring those two beers naked. Her is what she did…