Snapped my base ring and everything that's attached to it while trying to dry it. Almost actually cried. Some medical tape will have to do until I can buy a new one.
Condom Fairyβme, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?