Posting is a lot like Hotel California - you can check out any time you like but you can never leave. If you happen to remember me from my past account then let’s catch up, otherwise let’s get to know each other.
Hey, girl. I know deep down, you really wanna try it with a guy with a really long book. But size doesn't matter, it's how you *use* the narrative. Either way, I wanna fill you with so much knowledge you feel like you're gonna explode.
If I called to talk about your cars extended warranty...I'd still expect you to hang up immediately 😋. (But just think about all the other things we could discuss).
